im kendall i like glitter and im the problem childTumblr (3.0; @grimevibes)https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://curseworm.tumblr.com/post/174938743639/oh-i-do-try-my-very-best-to-be-not-a-bastard-but" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">curseworm</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil</p></blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175287082996https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175287082996Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:37:20 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b090d906f748e2f5834ae242162df7ea/tumblr_paametifA41w4eqqho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://thischick25.tumblr.com/post/174901477164/melonmemes-lacroix-tastes-like-when-your-drink" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thischick25</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/174871850010/lacroix-tastes-like-when-your-drink-is-still" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">melonmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering</p></blockquote> <p>Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit</p> </blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175287013931https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175287013931Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:34:45 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32ce5ebd5db650999470' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mtn6m9pvd31qhqow7_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":5,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://24.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_mtn6m9pvd31qhqow7_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/video_file/t:JLq_bMYzFCKn2MxpEgGqXA/175286986661/tumblr_mtn6m9pvd31qhqow7" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justinjewmanji.tumblr.com/post/62167416701/how-much-news-would-cher-share-if-cher-knew-what" target="_blank">justinjewmanji</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>how much news would cher share if cher knew what she was supposed to share</p> </blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286986661https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286986661Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:33:41 -0400<p><a href="http://supremecarlos.net/post/174088668056/good-news" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">surprisebitch</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://itsqueerlyhalloween.tumblr.com/post/162585569459/good-news" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">itsqueerlyhalloween</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>14 yr old banger mr brightside is number 69 in the uk charts at the moment</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="388"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2536917286c0fc16339d01eb48a66abc/tumblr_inline_osk9xieStf1sppg94_540.png" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="388"/></figure></blockquote> <p>nice</p> </blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286969286https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286969286Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:33:02 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee9f0f4430a485793935db8c47019ff7/tumblr_nirlb7Zxch1sv378yo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/022aa835967a6fde8d6537f103023d7f/tumblr_nirlb7Zxch1sv378yo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e915337cbd5c23436f680d5d98078055/tumblr_nirlb7Zxch1sv378yo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1fca961b7a74447caba28f267784bfdd/tumblr_nirlb7Zxch1sv378yo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7baa221f0f6c64baa115e01f9e00d2b/tumblr_nirlb7Zxch1sv378yo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0eac7227868f900780a3480e978ac429/tumblr_nirlb7Zxch1sv378yo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b18bb6ea40ec4f1c8b117a430aacb584/tumblr_nirlb7Zxch1sv378yo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ec134eaceeb72d0158443396ff76c6db/tumblr_nirlb7Zxch1sv378yo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://brendonsill.tumblr.com/post/109168095376/is-this-show-even-real" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">brendonsill</a>:</p><blockquote><p><i>Is this show even real</i></p></blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286902706https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286902706Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:30:43 -0400<p><a href="http://aureumignis.com/post/163852773776/marisaauntmay-i-love-driving-with-my-windows" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">marisaauntmay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://aureumignis.com/post/163852717896/i-love-driving-with-my-windows-down-but-at-what" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">marisaauntmay</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I love driving with my windows down but at what cost??</p></blockquote> <p>I’ll tell you whats the cost the other drivers around me can hear me go hard to natasha bedingfield’s iconic bop pocketful of sunshine while yelling at them for being morons who don’t know how to use a turn signal</p> </blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286857001https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286857001Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:29:11 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meladoodle.tumblr.com/post/59177428648" target="_blank">meladoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[reads ur palm] hey… this line here means you think people who read your palms are really hot…….</p> </blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286830556https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286830556Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:28:09 -0400<p><a href="http://lauramkaye.tumblr.com/post/174778802020/marloviandevil-alisgravenil1and2-afro-elf" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lauramkaye</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://marloviandevil.tumblr.com/post/174671341538/alisgravenil1and2-afro-elf-afro-elf-thor" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">marloviandevil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://alisgravenil1and2.tumblr.com/post/173403254583" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">alisgravenil1and2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://afro-elf.tumblr.com/post/173371059542/afro-elf-thor-2011-is-an-interesting-movie-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">afro-elf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://afro-elf.tumblr.com/post/173370192752/thor-2011-is-an-interesting-movie-to-me-because" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">afro-elf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>thor (2011) is an interesting movie to me because i think, despite a few flaws, the reason it never really took off the way iron man or cap:tfa did was because the audience it reached didn’t match the intended audience. the intended audience was so confused by what they saw because it didn’t reflect their ideal in terms of what they thought a thor movie would be, while the audience it ended up attracting claimed the empty spaces and turned their “sub-fandom” into something that practically rejected the fandoms of mcu!iron man and cap at that time</p> <p>what i’m trying to say here, in essence, is this:</p> <h2>thor (2011) is a chick flick</h2> </blockquote> <p>to prove my point, i went to the world’s most trustworthy database on film analysis, urban dictionary, and found a few definitions obviously written by men</p> <blockquote> <p><i>A film that<b> indulges in the hopes and dreams of women and/or girls</b>. A film that has a <b>happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending</b>.</i></p> <p><i> word which refers to movies characteristically geered at young females in their twenties and late teens. Must include: <b>love scenes, kissing, something sad, a happy ending</b></i></p> <p><i>A sappy film that is generally geared towards women. It is always <b>a love story</b>, usually <b>a comedy</b>, and <b>nausea inducing in men</b>.</i></p> <p><i> Term for a movie geared for women. Quite often seen on cable TV like The Hallmark Channel and endorsed by <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=people" target="_blank">people</a> like Oprah. These movies <b>make women the heros </b>and show <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=life" target="_blank">life</a> from a woman’s perspective. Most men hate these films <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuz" target="_blank">cuz</a> they are <b>cheezy and dumb</b>. Pussy-whipped men like them…or pretend to. <br/></i></p> <p><i>A movie that embodies all that is wrong with the world; a movie which displays <b>a gross over-indulgence into, and exploration of, the workings of the female psyche and the accomanying emotional tendencies</b>.</i></p> <p><i><b>Pornography for women</b>.</i><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>every complaint i have EVER seen about thor (2011) was about anything contained to earth: jane, darcy, not so much selvig, thor being hammer-less and learning to calm down and be gentle, women only liking it because hemsworth is a 6′3 outback steakhouse victoria’s filet mignon with twinkly dream eyes</p> <p>but i think that’s because that’s the sentimental part of the movie, the emotional part. it’s driven by a romance and the intellect of a woman (arguably two). thor has to learn to get in touch with his softer side in a world that’s a bit more fragile than his own, furthermore there’s no other steaks– i, em, i mean men like him to balance out. there’s no male audience vessel in this movie</p> <p>none</p> <p>oh, you’re thinking selvig? i’m thinking not! there’s no male audience vessel. </p> <p>men can’t relate to this movie</p> <p>oh, you think they can relate to THOR? in the words of drax, “this is not a dude, you’re a dude. this… is a man”. thor is the ideal boyfriend figure, he belongs to everyone who wants a boyfriend, all the thor stans i know are women and/or like men, if you’re a thor stan and a straight guy i automatically have my suspicions and my eyes are guarded by red flags </p> </blockquote> <p>#THOR 1 IS A SHAKEPEAREAN CHICK FLICK #THOR IS FOR WOMEN AND THE GAYS AND THAT’S JUST FACTS #the reason why thor’s been called unrelatable for so long was #cos cishet dudes could not fucking relate to him #COS HE A KING MADE OUT OF SUNSHINE WHO LEARNS AND APOLOGISES #FOR HIS MISTAKES #SOMETHING THEY’RE INCAPABLE OF (via @spacefloozy) </p> </blockquote> <p>You had me at </p> <h2>hemsworth is a 6′3 outback steakhouse victoria’s filet mignon with twinkly dream eyes</h2> </blockquote> <p>I don’t see a lie</p> </blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286787996https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175286787996Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:26:43 -0400<p><a href="https://ta1k-less.tumblr.com/post/172610840700/rockymountaingothic-achilles-heelys" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ta1k-less</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rockymountaingothic.tumblr.com/post/128071554734" target="_blank">rockymountaingothic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>achilles’ heelys</p> </blockquote> <p>Achilles, rolling past Agamemnon w a Capri sun and sunglasses: Who the fuck is this clown?? </p> </blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175285012651https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175285012651Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:23:07 -0400<p><a href="https://hellenicpoliticiansuggestions.tumblr.com/post/163995480280/romansuggestions-is-heyou-know-makes-motion" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hellenicpoliticiansuggestions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://romansuggestions.tumblr.com/post/163918736665/is-heyou-know-makes-motion-of-sucking-a-dick" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">romansuggestions</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>is he…<i>you know</i> [makes motion of sucking a dick] greek?</p></blockquote> <p>is he … you know [makes motion of bribing and murdering people for power in an oligarchic and timocratic war state] roman?</p> </blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284798501https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284798501Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:44 -0400<p><a href="http://nostalgebraist.tumblr.com/post/164447985494/new-hip-trend-superfluously-attributing-normal" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nostalgebraist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>New hip trend: superfluously attributing normal actions and outcomes to divine intervention, Iliad-style</p> <p>“then Pallas Athene came to me, speaking of the midday sun and of the hunger in my belly, so I ate lunch”<br/></p> <p>“but Phoebus Apollo clouded my mind with fear and confusion, and that’s why I forgot my keys“<br/></p> </blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284769661https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284769661Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:14:45 -0400<p><a href="http://wakuwakuweek.tumblr.com/post/174254312297/aphrodite-is-the-goddess-of-femmes-and-artemis-is" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wakuwakuweek</a>:</p><blockquote><p>aphrodite is the goddess of femmes and artemis is the goddess of butches send post</p></blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284666836https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284666836Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:11:12 -0400<p><a href="http://homerichymn.tumblr.com/post/175270838736/classics-professor-for-the-last-time-you-cant" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">homerichymn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Classics professor:</b> for the last time, you can’t cite ‘The Muse’ as a source for your argument that Achilles and Patroclus were “totally boning”-</p></blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284628161https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284628161Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:09:50 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8852e52f58578d10482692b8e923146a/tumblr_orewdapnfU1qc3hxxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3aa2473031f7dc3185ae34e2126b3dbf/tumblr_orewdapnfU1qc3hxxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/14e4783759c849369c95dce03212c6ee/tumblr_orewdapnfU1qc3hxxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f0e03549ee66e427c6573fe49555fe40/tumblr_orewdapnfU1qc3hxxo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/02051217304cef7bc086692946c52fc0/tumblr_orewdapnfU1qc3hxxo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c73d9eab856f1b25a2d64878cdc1f074/tumblr_orewdapnfU1qc3hxxo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahpainting.com/post/163376399242/alim-umusis-black-meme-history-month-paintings" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fuckyeahpainting</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="https://twitter.com/yesterdaynite" target="_blank">Alim Umusi’</a>s “Black Meme History Month” paintings<br/></p></blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284538781https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284538781Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:06:40 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4982d22788c0c8aca1e3404360c2c35c/tumblr_n0na5hIQw31qgd0ejo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zootid.tumblr.com/post/75927902242" target="_blank">zootid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>80HD</p> </blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284382771https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284382771Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:01:13 -0400<p><a href="http://thinkhappythoughtsornot.tumblr.com/post/175230273037/actually-genuinenly-enjoying-my-customer-service" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thinkhappythoughtsornot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://shenko.tumblr.com/post/160001401213/actually-genuinenly-enjoying-my-customer-service" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shenko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://his-quietus-make.tumblr.com/post/159950480280/actually-genuinenly-enjoying-my-customer-service" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">his-quietus-make</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://uncannycookie.tumblr.com/post/159310608788/actually-genuinenly-enjoying-my-customer-service" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">uncannycookie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”</p> <p>Sheep in the background: <i>*gentle baa*</i></p> <p>Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”</p> <p>Sheep: <i>*slightly more insistent baa*</i></p> <p>Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”</p> <p>Sheep: <i>*VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*</i></p> <p>Customer:<i> </i>“<b>Arnulf!</b> Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”</p> <p>me: “I love and forgive him.”</p> <p>Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”</p> <p>Arnulf: <i>*small, very self-satisfied baa*</i></p> <figure data-tumblr-attribution="margoroquelaure:j5M1mB3zPpeWuTi4DQK21g:ZBGm-n1vb3x7B" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="281" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="281" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/58cbe99513989ae2b3107d5e497cdd79/tumblr_nvqxcl5NBX1twljp1o1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before I’d said more than: “There’s a goat-” the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, “Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. That’s Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.” </p> <p>Trolled by a fucking goat. </p> </blockquote> <p>i’m fucking dying <br/>“yeah that’s brenda”</p> </blockquote> <p>I need a goat. </p></blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284181871https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284181871Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:54:41 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bbddafb80c35d46d187ffdde468b8bb3/tumblr_p9crwzoNd21s6jhymo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284043456https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284043456Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:49:50 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c8a1d3e56c96a62a8eac7e377a685a23/tumblr_p6ktvigVBZ1w47np7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284019871https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175284019871Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:49:08 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/84afdd2eb76a49bedbdd57c839fca996/tumblr_pag2unxxJT1w6bl51o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e10606794f7acb76f5ab0bf00af9c0d/tumblr_pag2unxxJT1w6bl51o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://whotfisgina.tumblr.com/post/174961558606" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">whotfisgina</a>:</p><blockquote><figure data-orig-width="936" data-orig-height="978" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ed8f4445807c20c6ca2a48a7e7193d99/tumblr_inline_pag2ughKSE1ugyeil_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="936" data-orig-height="978"/></figure></blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175283995336https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175283995336Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:48:15 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shampooligan.tumblr.com/post/104474449768" target="_blank">shampooligan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/44020282055" target="_blank">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible</p> </blockquote>https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175283666646https://grimevibes.tumblr.com/post/175283666646Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:36:40 -0400